Freyja's daddy got a new ottoman for Christmas. It came in a big cardboard box. The cardboard box sat unopened in Freyja's living-room because her parents were too exhausted from all the holiday celebrations to unpack it.
The next morning, Freyja's daddy and momma found her stabbing the cardboard box containing the ottoman repeatedly with her momma's metal nail file.
"Freyja! What are you doing?" her daddy gasped.
Freyja, clutching the nail file in her tiny yet mighty fist which she held above her head as though in mid-stab, replied cheerfully, "Just training."
Oh my gooooood
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad this is finally a thing! When will I see the collection of isms she's already graced us with?
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